Invasive Questions

 

If you don’t want to answer personal questions and give out too much info but still want to have fun, try this:

 

Favorite color: 

Glitter

First grade teacher: 

Mrs. Edna Krabapple (Bart Simpson’s teacher)

Name of first pet:

Cerberus (only if this WASN’T the name of your first pet. This is the 3-headed dog that guards the gates to Hell. Hagrid had one that he called “Fluffy”)

Favorite food: 

Gagh – live, of course. (the finest of Klingon cuisine)

First child’s name:

Legion

Favorite restaurant:

The one at the End of the Universe

The state you were born in: 

Disrepair

First car: 

Kiddie

Favorite band: 

Rubber

High School mascot:

Wailin’ Weasels

First job: 

Flunky at Kinko’s (only if you WEREN’T a flunky at Kinko’s)

Favorite toy as a child: 

Little brother

Hobbies:

Mosaic art with hardened wads of chewing gum

Any surgeries?

Had my heart removed and added another liver so I could drink more and care less.

Favorite TV show character:

Geico gecko. Love that accent!