Interpreting Dreams in 1698

 

What it means when you dream that you:

 

Have your Arm dried up, is very unfortunate. Does it matter if it’s the left arm or the right arm? Would just putting lotion on your arms before you go to bed make a difference?

 

Go over a Ditch upon a small Plank, signifies deceit by Lawyers. Especially if that lawyer has a hold on the end of the plank and is ready to yank it out from under you…

 

See Dragons, signifies Gain. Maybe you can get those dragons to eat the lawyers…

 

Are Drunk, signifies sickness. I have never DREAMED I was drunk. Although I have been a bit tipsy before going to bed. I usually sleep very well at those times.

 

See a Gyant, or a large siz’d Person, is a good sign. Wouldn’t a giant already be considered a large sized person? And just how large are we talking? Height? Weight? Both?

 

Have two Heads, signifies Company. As in company is coming for dinner? A long-lost twin I never knew about? Do the two heads get along?

 

Lose your Keys, signifies Anger. Darn right! I hate it when I can’t find my keys!!

 

Are Kiss’d by Men of great Quality, signifies Consolation. What about Wimmen of great Quality? And who is kissed? Another man? A woman? And what is the ‘consolation’ for? It better not be shenanigans…

 

See the Meat you have Eaten, signifies Loss. This can be downright gross! Is the said eaten meat as it was when first on the plate, or after digesting a bit?? Maybe the loss is of appetite.

 

Are stark Naked, signifies Loss and Damage in your Estate. Especially if you’re a politician and the paparazzi get a picture…

 

Take hold of one’s Nose, signifies Fornication. I’m not going to even GUESS about this one. Wow. Seriously.

 

Eat a Sallad, signifies Evil or Sickness that will happen. I don’t mind a nice crisp salad before tackling a steak and potatoes. That’s not evil at all.

 

Piss against a Wall, signifies Assistance in Business. No clue where they got this one.