Bored Panda Wisdom

 

 

I spend WAY too much time on Bored Panda. Here are the latest nuggets. You’re welcome…

 

 

When you ask for someone’s name, you are essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention.

(Shouting your name seems to cut through the surrounding noise. Probably why you should teach your small kids to shout your name if they get lost in the grocery store. If they yell “mommy” you’ll have lots of women answering.)

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Taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. Childhood is the free trial.

(And there is NO cancelling after the trial period is over. And you do NOT get your money back!)

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Movie ad:

The Wizard of Oz

(A true and sad story of two chicks fighting for the fancy shoes)

“Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.

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Aliens invaded the moon July 20, 1969.

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Arms for your chairs are chairs for your arms

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I single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.

(I changed a light bulb)

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Is it OK to have bare arms at a formal event?

If you are an American, you have the right to bare arms.

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Mars is the only known planet inhabited solely by robots.