I
read an article that said there were 50 things no woman over 50 should own. I’m
in my 60s and I disagree with some of these. For the ones listed below, imagine
a loud “raspberry sound” along with my written words.
Novelty
Pillows
I
LOVE novelty pillows! One of my favorites has several cats on the front with
the words “Whoa! Where’d all these cats come from?” It is proudly displayed on
the old rocker in the front room. I have a friend who is older than I am, and
she displays the pillow her mom gave her that says “If it’s not one thing, it’s
your mother!”
Piggy
Banks
And
they didn’t mean just ones in the shape of a pig. Believe me, if I had the
room, I would have a HUGE Hello Kitty bank displayed on my counter! Right next
to my kitty treat container that meows when you raise the lid. We store
batteries in it.
Vinyl
Tablecloth
Obviously,
the writer of the article NEVER has kids at the table, only well-behaved tidy
grown-ups. I’ll admit, if I’m having a special meal such as for Thanksgiving or
Christmas, I might bring out the old lace tablecloth. Otherwise, it’s vinyl all
the way! Who cares??? I don’t expect the Queen/Martha Stewart/Emily Post to be
dining with me any time soon. Maybe if Dame Edna was attending, I MIGHT pull out
all the stops just for a hoot.
Red
Plastic Cups
NOBODY
messes with my Red Solo Cups!! What else are ya gonna use that you can write
your name on at a party/BBQ/whatever?? The article said using real glassware
doesn’t take that much effort to wash afterwards. HA! And if the plastic cup
gets dropped on the table, it won’t break and whatever is spilled won’t hurt
the table because of the VINYL TABLECLOTH!
Slogan
Shirts
Oh
man…I prefer shirts that SAY something! And has pictures! Usually something
dealing with cats, yes, but that’s just the way I roll. And I proudly wear
Christian themed shirts. And the ones I EARN by donating blood. Which is
something you should do every chance you can. You DO saves lives!
Sports
Team Blanket
I
have never really given a (fill in the blank) about sports. I do enjoy Super
Bowl for the commercials, I enjoy the World Series somewhat, I love the
Olympics and are very much for Team America…but as far as team “stuff”…meh. BUT
I think the folks that have their team blankets on the couch for cozy evenings
is just fine. And if I was chilly, I would gladly drape a team blanket over my
legs with no problem.