Thursday, May 26, 2016

Mayday! Mayday! Part 5




May 29 – End of the Middle Ages Day. Life was pretty rough back then. Catch a cold and you die. Cut your finger and you die. Give birth and you die. And that’s if you were rich! If you were poor, you might just as well lay down and die right away. I’m sure the folks that were left at the end of the Middle Ages were happy to party about it…

May 30 – My Bucket’s Got a Hole in It Day. Good little metaphor about life, eh? Whaddya gonna do…fix the hole and carry on. Another one springs up. Fix that one too. Just don’t kick it!

May 31 – National Macaroon Day. Not to be confused with National Macaron Day. That’s an entirely different dessert. Macarons are prettier, with all the pastel colors, but macaroons are hearty little buggers. Love coconut. Not that I would turn down a macaron if one were to be offered…

Hope you enjoyed all the little remembrances for May. I had fun doing this. Now we’ll be heading into June. Getting hotter. Crank up the A/C, get a glass of iced tea or iced coffee and relax with a book. I love summer!


1 comment:

  1. 'Freedom lies in being bold' -Robert Frost: pushing-the-envelope to reach the Elysian Fields...

    If I'm the sower, we plant the Seed; if I'm an artist, we RITE the symphonies heard Upstairs ☆IF☆ you accept His lead withe orchestra...

    Wanna find-out the fax, Jak, in a wurld fulla the 'power of cowards'? Wanna wiseabove to help a 'Plethora Of Wurdz' [POW!] which are look'n for a new home in thy novelty??

    Q: But [gulp] can anyone tell me the difference between K2 plus IQ? A: Nthn. In Heaven, we gitt'm both for eternity HeeHee Need a few more thots, ideers, wild wurdz (whoa, Nelly! easy, girl!) or ironclad iconoclasms?

    VERBUM SAT SAPIENTI (Latin: words to [the] wise): As an ex-writer of the sassy, savvy, schizophenia we all go thro in this lifelong demise, I just wanna help U.S. git past the ping-pong-politics, the whorizontal more!ass! we're in...

    "This finite existence is only a test, son," God Almighty told me in my coma. "Far beyond thy earthly tempest is where you'll find tangible, corpulent eloquence". Lemme tella youse without d'New Joisey accent...

    I actually saw Seventh-Heaven when we died: you couldn't GET!! any moe curly, party-hardy-endorphins, low-hanging-fruit of the Celestial Paradise, extravagantly-surplus-lush Upstairs (aww! baby kitties, too!!) when my o-so-beautifull, brilliant, bombastic girly passed-away due to those wry, sardonic satires...

    "Those who are wise will shine as brightly as the expanse of the Heavens, and those who have instructed many in uprightousness as bright as stars for all eternity" -Daniel 12:3, NJB

    Here's also what the prolific, exquisite GODy sed: 'the more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague.

    Go gitt'm, girl. You're incredible. See you Upstairs. I won't be joining'm in the nasty #@!! Abyss where Isis prowls
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