Randomocity Repercussions

 

I do love me some alliteration…

 

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

Rock, Paper, Scissors. Yahtzee. Maybe a rousing game of Twister. Pie eating contest.

 

If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?

SO many come to mind!!! Rambo and The Little Mermaid. Mary Poppins and Dirty Harry. The Singing Nun and Samuel L. Jackson’s character from Pulp Fiction.

 

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

Don’t know about improving it, but it sure would make it interesting if The Maltese Falcon was a musical. Or maybe Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, or Psycho.

 

When was the last time you slept more than nine hours?

Three years ago when I was in the hospital and had an unfortunate experience with Haldol. I don’t know if you would call it “sleep” but I was certainly not on this plane of existence for 24 hours. Terrible experience.

 

What’s the shadiest thing you’ve seen someone do?

I was sitting in the car in the parking lot while Marv went into the bank. We were parked close to the plant bed at the edge of the lot. A woman came by with a baby, laid it down in the plant bed and changed its diaper. When she was finished she folded up the icky diaper and looked around. I KNEW she was going to just leave the diaper there. She happened to look at me through the windshield and I just slowly shook my head. She hesitated and picked up the diaper and baby and left.

 

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

The movie Mystery Men had a lot of great actors in it. Very funny movie. It’s about ordinary people who want to be superheroes, but fail laughably. At one point Wes Studi (as Sphinx) turns to one of the “heroes” and says, “You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.” I LOVED THAT LINE!!!