Thursday, November 26, 2015

Random Brilliance



People give their pets unique names at times. Some give humdrum names, too. There are literary names, Bible names, TV show names, etc. Right now our only remaining cat is named Harper, after the engineer on the TV show Andromeda.

I loved the different names in the musical “Cats”, especially Old Deuteronomy. Some pets are named after physical attributes. “Spot” and “Bootsie” are the first that come to mind. Growing up, we had a cocker spaniel named Kringle, because he was born on Christmas Day. One of his litter mates was Kris.

In the comic strip “Monty”, the character of Moondog named his parrot Pilsner, after his favorite drink. I thought that was brilliant. There are a lot of alcohol names that would make awesome pet names.

Color names
Kahlua
Sangria
Bailey's Irish Cream (just Bailey for short)

General booze names
Whiskey
Bacardi
Tequila (must be a chihuahua)
Smirnoff (should be a russion wolf hound)
Fosters (must be an australian dog)
Drambuie (love this one!)

Then there is the wonderful world of pharmaceuticals...
Pets are said to do wonders for all kinds of ailments. If you have a pet, you are healthier and happier. SOOOooo.....

Zoloft (my favorite!)
Paxil
Prozac (another fave)
Cymbalta

Then if you want a calmer pet:
Quaalude
Xanax
Valium

You get the idea here. Come up with some of your own and tell me about them.



1 comment:

  1. You forgot to mention mine! I don't know of a dog with a sillier name than him *lol*

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