Where would you
bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Yeah,
right! Think I’m gonna tell YOU?? Then you’d be sneaking up in the middle of
the night trying to find my treasure! I know you…ya dog-faced lying pony
soldier!!! You son of a motherless goat!! Aaarrrrrr!
What would you
name your boat if you had one?
The
first name that came to mind was The Black Pearl, but that one’s probably been
used already many times. And just to be quirky I’d entertain the name Titanic,
but most folks would think that was in bad taste. Then I thought of one of my
favorite childhood books, Scuffy the Tugboat, and call my boat Scuffy. I don’t
think Marv would care for that one. So I’m going with The Drunken Squid…
What’s the dumbest
way you’ve been injured?
It
was at Girl Scout camp when I was about 13. The counselor was giving a stern
lecture on safety when using our pocket knives, as there had been a rash of
cuts amongst us. I was kind of on the sidelines using my pocket knife and
whittling a stick, not paying a lot of attention. I knew all about knife
safety…
As
the counselor was walking away, my knife slipped and I cut my finger. *sigh* I
trotted over very embarrassed to tell her I needed to go to the nurse…
What’s the best
and worst purchase you’ve made recently?
Best:
my Keurig. It was a few years ago December and I was shopping with friends at
Costco and they had the basic Keurig with a whole bunch of coffee pods on sale.
I’d been wanting one for some time, so I grabbed it. I didn’t know at the time
that Marv was going to get me one for Christmas. Good thing he hadn’t already
bought it…
Worst:
a salad spinner. I had seen a really cute craft on Facebook using paper circles
and paint and whirling them in a salad spinner. Looked so easy and beautiful. I
got it and some doilies and tried it out with my paints. Total failure. Donated
the spinner.
What’s something your brain tries to
make you do and you have to will yourself not to do it?
Eat that second/third/fourth
donut!! Or substitute cookie for donut. Stupid brain…good thing I rarely pay
attention to it…
If you were given
a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would
you fill it with?
Cat
videos, of course!!! Need you ask???
What would be the
worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
Colonoscopy.
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