Thursday, April 16, 2020

Another Mindless Meme – part the second






Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Yeah, right! Think I’m gonna tell YOU?? Then you’d be sneaking up in the middle of the night trying to find my treasure! I know you…ya dog-faced lying pony soldier!!! You son of a motherless goat!! Aaarrrrrr!

What would you name your boat if you had one?
The first name that came to mind was The Black Pearl, but that one’s probably been used already many times. And just to be quirky I’d entertain the name Titanic, but most folks would think that was in bad taste. Then I thought of one of my favorite childhood books, Scuffy the Tugboat, and call my boat Scuffy. I don’t think Marv would care for that one. So I’m going with The Drunken Squid…

What’s the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
It was at Girl Scout camp when I was about 13. The counselor was giving a stern lecture on safety when using our pocket knives, as there had been a rash of cuts amongst us. I was kind of on the sidelines using my pocket knife and whittling a stick, not paying a lot of attention. I knew all about knife safety…
As the counselor was walking away, my knife slipped and I cut my finger. *sigh* I trotted over very embarrassed to tell her I needed to go to the nurse… 

What’s the best and worst purchase you’ve made recently?
Best: my Keurig. It was a few years ago December and I was shopping with friends at Costco and they had the basic Keurig with a whole bunch of coffee pods on sale. I’d been wanting one for some time, so I grabbed it. I didn’t know at the time that Marv was going to get me one for Christmas. Good thing he hadn’t already bought it…
Worst: a salad spinner. I had seen a really cute craft on Facebook using paper circles and paint and whirling them in a salad spinner. Looked so easy and beautiful. I got it and some doilies and tried it out with my paints. Total failure. Donated the spinner.

What’s something your brain tries to make you do and you have to will yourself not to do it?
Eat that second/third/fourth donut!! Or substitute cookie for donut. Stupid brain…good thing I rarely pay attention to it…

If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?
Cat videos, of course!!! Need you ask???

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
Colonoscopy.


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