Thursday, October 9, 2025

Haiku Kitty

 



 

 

Haiku Kitty

Walkin’ down the street

Haiku Kitty

Purrin’ to the beat

 

She’s not just fluff,

She’s tough~

Tough to the bone

Haiku Kitty

Always walks alone

 

Hey, Haiku Kitty

Got somethin’ new?

 

“Sure,” she said

“And it’s just for MEW!”

 

Hey, Mouse!

   You fear me?

You better.

   Im fierce and quick.

You wont feel the blow.

 

That Haiku Kitty

Her wit’s as sharp as her claws

She fears no one

And follows no laws

 


Thursday, October 2, 2025

Placeholders – MACARONI!

 



 

 

1 maca, 2 maca, 3 macaroni!

4 maca, 5 maca, 6 macaroni

7 maca, 8 maca, 9 macaroni

 

HEYYYY MACARONI!!!

 

(whomp whomp whomp)

 

Love that macaroni

Tastes so good and fine

Always makes me happy

Anytime I dine

 

Sing a little song now

Dance a little dance

Always makes me happy

Makes me wanna dance

 

1 maca, 2 maca, 3 macaroni!

4 maca, 5 maca, 6 macroni!

7 maca, 8 maca, 9 macaroni!

 

HEYYYYY MACARONI!!!

 

(whomp whomp whomp)

 

Feel free to riff now…

 


Thursday, September 25, 2025

Placeholders – The End

 



In the Sky! What dost thou see?

 

I wot not, my Lord! The planets collide!

The firmament comes down! We must flee!

 

Are the times at an end? Where shall we go?

 

Gather thy kin! Hold them close!

 

What of my gold? What of my lands?

Am I to be bereft?

 

It matters not, my Lord…darkness shall soon cover us all.