How I Became A Hooker

My grandmother taught me how to crochet a simple chain when I was very young. She never taught me anything else to do with that activity. So I would crochet these really long chains with thin crochet cotton. That became pretty boring pretty fast, and so I quit.

Fast forward 10 years, and I was in high school in some kind of class (girls only) where we did various things having to do with knitting, crochet and sewing. I learned how to do a basket stitch in knitting and made several potholders. That was fun. I also learned some kind of bead stitch and made a few scarves. I later tried using circular needles and made a couple of ski caps that I’m rather proud of, but that’s about it as far as knitting goes.

I’ve always hated sewing, don’t remember what it was I did with that in school.

For crochet, I learned the various terms for the directions and made a shawl with a stitch that I had trouble with for some reason. I finally conquered it, only to discover toward the end of the shawl that I had made a huge error at the beginning. So I ended up with this nice looking shawl that had the first 3 rows all stupid looking. I think I put away the hooks at that point.

Somewhere along the way I got a magazine that had a bunch of things to make using the humble Granny Square pattern. I had to relearn all the terms again, and pretty much taught myself how to do it. I loved it! Making those squares was just so much fun. I made hats, scarves, blankets. I did try other things using other stitches. I made a couple of rugs using Aunt Lydia’s Rug Yarn (which is no more, sadly) and more potholders.

I mostly do granny squares now. I have made a few little purses using double-crochet, but I prefer the variety of colors I can put into something made with the squares. One time I started crocheting a tote bag out of plastic grocery bags. I HATED doing that! Marv’s mom was a champ at crochet, and made a bunch of those things and sold them to the various nurses and CNAs at the nursing home she was in! She could do anything in the world of crochet, and if she didn’t have a pattern she could usually make it up. I really wish I had that talent. Thanks to the Internet, there is a vast number of sites for all things Granny Square. One Christmas, I made several pairs of slippers for various family members. Right now I’m working on a tote bag. It’s made with the usual pattern square, but it’s assembled in a way I’ve never done before, and will require lining. I’ve never done that, and am willing to give it a try, even though it involves the sewing machine.

So that’s my story. Yes, I’m a hooker. And proud of it!

April 2015 Book Report

Lawrence of Arabia (1962) by Alistair MacLean

Never saw the movie, but had heard of this guy. This was a YA bio from a book sale. T. E. Lawrence was quite a guy. I have to admit I skimmed some of the battle stuff and strategies. A lot of the people mentioned in the book I looked up on the Internet to read more about them. Interesting history.

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The Brownstone House (1974) by Rae Foley

Good little mystery. Three women who were friends in college grow apart as adults and things aren’t as friendly as they seemed. Then people start dropping dead. I really wondered who the perp was until the very end, when it was obvious who it was, as he was the only one left alive. I enjoy it when I don’t see the ending way before.

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The Kinta Years (1973) by Janice Holt Giles

Autobiography of Ms. Giles’ early years in Kinta, OK. Tons of Southern history here. Fascinating. Would like to find more of her books. Very well written. A little wordy here and there, but very enjoyable.

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Sanctum (2014) by Madeleine Roux

This is the sequel to Asylum. Very creepy. Great story. I think I enjoyed this one even more than the first book. Dan, Abby and Jordan return to the university adjacent to Brookline Asylum to do some more sleuthing. Still leaves a lot of questions at the end, so I hope there will be another book in the wings.

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Time Bandit (2008) by Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand

I’m a big fan of The Deadliest Catch, a reality show on Discovery. The show is about crab fishing on the Bering Sea. The Hillstrand brothers are the co-captains of the FV Time Bandit. The chapters went back and forth between the brothers. Good read.

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Retrograde (2014) by “Captain” Robert Brown

This sequel to The Wrath of Fate was outstanding! Another great romp through time in the airship Ophelia. I love how “Captain” Robert weaves the lyrics of his songs throughout his books. Abney Park is the BEST Steampunk band ever!

Church Stuff part 2

Along with going to Sunday School and church every week when I was a child, I always went to Vacation Bible School every summer. I LOVED hearing Bible stories and doing pertinent crafts. It was at VBS when I was about 4 or 5 that I first learned about The Three Men in the Fiery Furnace. That just fascinated me! I thought about Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego standing amongst the flames, unharmed, singing praises to God! Amazing! I never questioned whether the Bible was true or not. And I still don’t.

It was in Sunday School that we had the lesson about Palm Sunday one year, and the activity was to punch out little t-shirts and leaves to paste onto the picture of a roadway for Jesus to walk down as He rode the donkey. I knew about Jesus dying on the cross for my sins when I was very little. Of course I had no idea what a crucifixion entailed, but I did know what death was and meant. And that it probably hurt a LOT. And I was very grateful for His sacrifice. I went to a Lutheran kindergarten and we did a re-enactment of what took place on Good Friday. Three boys were chosen as Jesus and the two robbers. They took their blankets (we all had our own blankets to lay on the floor for nap time) and wrapped them around themselves like loincloths and stood up on the table with their arms outstretched.

One time we also re-enacted a church service, lining up just our chairs in rows. We sang a couple of hymns, and then 2 boys were chosen as ushers to take the offering plates around.

When a child was celebrating a birthday, he/she would come forward and we would all sing a special song. Then the leader would hold out a large papier-mâché birthday cake with a slot in the top and the birthday child would put pennies in it as a thank offering. One penny for each year, and we all would count along. Then there was a basket with trinkets that the birthday child could chose from. I don’t remember how old I was when I chose something very precious to me: a picture of Jesus knocking at the door, with the verse on the back. It was small and in a cheap plastic frame, but that stood on my dresser for years. I still have it.

There was a special 4-page pamphlet with various prayers, Bible verses and hymn verses. Over the years when you felt you had competently memorized something from this, you would recite it to the teacher and you would get a star placed by that passage. I don’t remember how long it took, but the year before I started Confirmation I had completed it all and earned my very own copy of Luther’s Small Catechism personally signed and presented by the Sunday School superintendant. Big stuff. I was so proud that when it came time for me to start Confirmation I didn’t have to buy a Catechism…I had EARNED mine.  

Sunday School wasn’t as much fun when the lessons became more in depth and we didn’t do crafts, but it was still a vital part of my life, and I’m grateful for the learning that took place.

Same with Confirmation, which took place in 7^th and 8^th grades. It’s wasn’t what I would call fun, but I loved Pastor Schwermann dearly, and he made the lessons interesting. AND I got a new dress when I was confirmed!!  

Church Stuff part 1

I was brought up in the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod from birth on. Church has always been a huge part of my life. In my day, kids went to Sunday School and then went to the regular service along with the grown-ups. We were expected to behave ourselves, too. If we got bored, too bad. I usually was allowed to draw on a piece of paper.

Singing was a big part of the service, and not just hymns. There was liturgy as well. I came to memorize all the liturgy and loved it. I loved the hymns. I loved the incidental music that was played on the organ.

I don’t recall when I started hearing hymns not in the Lutheran hymnal, but I enjoyed them as well. Somewhere along the line I started collecting hymnals from Salvation Army. I have quite a few now, and I have many, many favorites. Most of the classics like Old Rugged Cross, Rock of Ages, etc. are lodged firmly in my heart.

Right now there is a hymn called He Died For Me that is just so dear to me. I have not been able to find it on youtube, or I would include a link. I’ve found a hymn called The Look, which has the same words, but is a much, much different tune. And it’s the tune as well as the words that I love. The words were by John Newton, tune by Edwin O. Excell. It’s in a Baptist hymnal, “Favorite Hymns of Praise” so I have the music that I can play on the piano at least.

The church I grew up in was very formal, and that suited me just fine back then. It’s different now. When we moved to Oroville we transferred to the only Lutheran church in town, which was technically Missouri Synod. But because it WAS the only Lutheran church, the congregation was made up of some of the other synods as well, and the service reflected that with the order of service as well as the music. I loved it even more! That’s where I got my love of Are You Washed in the Blood of the Lamb, and Leaning on the Everlasting Arms. And we’ve changed hymnals a couple of times now too. Sadly, we don’t sing much liturgy, which I miss, but I realize the need to change with the times. We do sing a lot, though. I’ve always regretted that I don’t have a better singing voice. But after all, SOMEONE has to be the audience…

Derrrrr……

Unfortunately, that little doggie at the left is the embodiment of what is going through my mind at any given moment. What am I DOING????  What do I THINK I’m doing????  What is going ON?????

I have so many interests going on ALL. THE. TIME. Paper crafts. Reading. Crochet. Facebook.

Then there are the “not-so-interesting” things. Housework. Laundry. Shopping. Bills.

I have 2 or 3 books started right now. I’m in the middle of a knitted blankie for Emma. I have a continual pile of paper craft stuff spread out on the table. Trolling the Internet and Facebook is always a huge lure.

I usually get to the end of the day and am dismayed at all I did NOT accomplish.

I have finally decided to quit beating myself up about it. Since I hate all the household stuff, I will give myself a huge amount of slack on it. I will tidy the kitchen and then spend an hour or so on the computer. Then I’ll clean a bathroom and spend another hour on the computer. Then I’ll get a load of laundry started and spend an hour or more with a book. I still end the day with too much that still needs to be done, but at least SOME of it has been done, and I’m OK with that. Crochet can be done in front of the TV, and that’s how I got Emma’s afghan done. Knitting requires a bit more attention from me, since I suck at it, but I can still get a few rows done in an evening.

So what did I get done today? It took me all day in and around my interests, but:

I got the bookcase in the guest room in order. I’ve been going through a bunch of kids books for Lia and Emma, and trying to get rid of some of my old books that I know I’m not going to read again.

I got one of the bathrooms clean.

I made an awesome spaghetti dinner.

I’m happy with that.

A Darn Good Day

Tuesday was a day that could’ve started out not so great, but instead was one of the best. There was nothing that anyone would really care about except me, but since this is MY blog, that’s what I’m gonna write about.

One of the cats that has been having stomach “issues” is apparently still having them, but instead of waking up to those “issues” all over the floor OUTSIDE of the litter box (as on Sunday) it was all INSIDE the box and easier to take care of.

I had forgotten to close the windows on the car Monday night, and when I went out on Tuesday I was NOT greeted with the smell of neighborhood cats, as is usually the case. Instead, just leaves. No problem.

First stop was Salvation Army, where my mission was to get a couple of fancy cups and saucers for Lia and I to play REAL “tea” with next time she’s up here. Didn’t find them, but did find some awesome Asian design glasses and cups. Really pretty, and go well with some of my other stuff in the china cabinet. Also got a Boggle game to take to Fresno and leave there. Only thing missing was the timer, but that’s easily dealt with. And SA gives a senior discount!

Then it was the dollar store right next to SA. I love just going up and down every aisle to see what’s new. NO TIARAS. A bit disappointed about that one, but maybe some will show up. I mainly wanted to get things for Lia’s Easter basket other than sugar. She’s going to get enough of that at the egg hunt at church. I scored a carrot jump rope, some bath bubbles in little chicks, a puzzle book and a pack of punch balloons. At the last minute, I got a very cute pair of reading glasses and will have Marv pop the lenses out. Lia is just ADORABLE when she wears these and looks like a cute librarian. She had a pink pair of specs that she wore all the time and they eventually bit the dust. I also have a rabbit figurine candle holder that belonged to Marv’s mom. I always intended for Lia to have that some day and Easter is the perfect time. I think all that in her basket will make her happy. I also got a couple of vinyl bath books for Emma and 4 board books. It’s nice to be shopping for a little one again. For a future project, I got a ceramic bowl and some black sand. I’d seen a really cute table-top cactus “garden” on Facebook that I’d like to try and make with Lia. You paint stones to look like cacti and set them in the sand. I’ve wanted to do that project for a long time.

After dinner, I finished the crochet afghan I’ve been working on for Emma. I’m very pleased with the color choices I’ve made. After I wash and block it, I’ll take a pic and post it on FB.

As I said at the beginning, nothing really of interest to anyone except me. I thoroughly enjoyed the entire day. God is good.

March 2015 Book Report

Adventures of the Artificial Woman (2004) by Thomas Berger

Very interesting read. Ellery is an electronics wizard who decides to build himself the perfect woman. He makes Phyllis. She is perfect. Then she develops a mind of her own. The ending caught me by surprise, which does not happen very often.

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I’ll Trade You an Elk (1967) by Charles A. Goodrum

Autobiography of life as the son of a zookeeper in 1930s Wichita, Kansas. I really learned a lot about animals with this book. Well written. Goodrum later worked for the Library of Congress and wrote some mysteries dealing with libraries. I will have to look those up.

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Beggar’s Daughter (1963) by Mabel Leigh Hunt

In 17^th century England, Quakers were persecuted by the Anglican Church. A servant girl from a rich house runs away with her baby daughter and sells her to a Quaker girl. The girl shows the baby to her parents, who try to find the servant girl with no success. They name her Innocent Mary and raise her to be a Quaker, even though Quakers are imprisoned, stolen from and beaten. When she is grown, Mary has to choose whether she wants to remain a Quaker or become part of “the world”. She chooses to be true to the faith she was raised in.

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Song of the Waterfall (1970) by Elisabeth Kyle

Wonderful biography of the Norwegian composer Edvard Grieg. Look for his stuff on youtube and you will recognize it.

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Tarnished Angel (1980) by Phyllis Leonard

Another book full of the history of Gold Rush San Francisco. Penniless, but with a golden voice, Lily sings and captures the hearts of the men. Especially the heart of ship’s captain Wild Jake Thorpe.

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A View From the Zoo (1987) by Gary Richmond

Another book about zoo life. I borrowed this one from the church library. Biography of Pastor Richmond’s years as a zoo keeper. Wonderful pictures and includes Bible passages relevant to the message of the story.