Somehow
I came into possession of a card game “Would You Rather” and thought it might
be a fun thing for dinner/game night with our Bible study group. The box was
sealed so I couldn’t really look through the cards.
I
finally took the time to look through all of the cards. There were 23 cards
with 4 questions on each side. That’s 184 questions. I figured there had to be
some worth doing in a game. And I was right. There were a few…VERY few. Most
were Junior High stupid humor, Junior High gross humor or some stuff that I
DQ’d immediately. I decided this would NOT be a game for our group but just
might provide me with some blog fodder. So at great personal cost, dear
readers, I decided to take the acceptable questions and spread them out in
blogs. You’re welcome. The 2 choices are all preceded by “would you rather”,
which I will abbreviate to WYR.
WYR – have a mini
golf course backyard, OR an air hockey dinner table?
Tough
choice. Both are fun. But for practical purposes, I guess an air hockey dinner
table would be better. At meal times all you have to do is put a plywood cover
on top and a table cloth.
WYR – when sick,
vomit silver dollars, OR gummy bears?
Obviously
the choice is silver dollars! Yeah, you’d have to wash them off, but if you’re
gonna hurl, why not make some money at it?
WYR – have a
battle with 500 living origami creatures, OR the current contents of your
refrigerator?
While
there have been times when the contents of the fridge have become sentient, and
maybe battle worthy, there is the slop factor to deal with. I’d rather fight
the paper foes. You have to look out for paper cuts for sure, but a big pair of
scissors in one hand and a Bic lighter in the other would probably work well.
WYR – change your
first name to its backward spelling, OR your last name?
My
first name would either be Yhtorod or Tod. Tod is doable, but I don’t love it.
Last name would be Rednib. I like that.
WYR – have
retractable ice skate blades on the bottoms of your feet, OR hair that can grow
and turn into earmuffs when it’s cold?
Ice
skates would be SO COOL! And you wouldn’t have to worry about trying to tie
them on tight enough. If you’re cold, just wear a hat!
WYR – have feet
with retractable rollerblades, OR have flip-out Swiss army knife items for
fingernails?
Now
this is another tough choice. Rollerblades would be super cool too. But the
Swiss army items could come in real handy in an emergency. I guess I’d take the
ice skates from the first one and the knife blades from the second.
What
would YOUR choice be??