Thursday, June 5, 2025

Where Did That Come From?

 



 

Most people know what certain catch phrases mean, but what is the origin of them? Here are some interesting ones that have sound reasoning. I didn’t include the ones that are guess work as to where they originated. There was a disclaimer at the end of the article stating that the author’s (Ijeoma Oluo) opinion was based on research and publicly available information.

 

Close, but no cigar

Have you ever participated in a carnival game? In the 1920s, cigars were often handed out as prizes in adult carnival games. The phrase “close but no cigar” emerged, referring to someone who fell just short of winning. It highlights the disappointment of being nearly successful but not achieving the goal.

 

Butter someone up

This charming phrase comes from an ancient Indian custom of throwing butter balls at statues of gods to seek favor. Over time, it evolved to mean flattery or praise to gain someone’s favor or goodwill.

 

Caught red-handed

In old English law, the only way to prove someone had illegally butchered an animal was to catch them with the animal’s blood still on their hands. Hence, being “caught red-handed” means being caught in wrongdoing.

 

Break the ice

In the past, ships would get stuck in ice during the winter. Smaller boats called icebreakers were sent to clear a path. This saying evolved to mean anything that helps initiate conversation in social settings, making interactions smoother.

 

Giving someone the cold shoulder

During medieval times, hosts would give guests a cold piece of meat from the shoulder of mutton, pork, or beef if guests overstayed their welcome. It was a polite way to indicate that it was time to leave. Now, giving someone the cold shoulder means ignoring them.

 

Saved by the bell

In Victorian England, people were sometimes buried with a string attached to a bell above ground in case they were mistakenly pronounced dead. If they were buried alive, they could ring the bell to alert someone. This is also where we get the term “dead ringer.” Now, being saved by the bell means narrowly avoiding an unpleasant situation.

 

Spill the beans

In ancient Greece, participants used beans to vote, with white beans indicating approval and black beans disapproval. Spilling the beans accidentally revealed the confidential vote count. Now, spilling the beans means revealing a secret.

 

Steal my thunder

This phrase originated from the playwright John Dennis, who invented a thunder machine for his play in 1709. When his play flopped, another theatre production used his invention without permission. He exclaimed, “They will not let my play run, but they steal my thunder!” Today, when someone steals your thunder, they take credit for something you’ve done.

 

Wear your heart on your sleeve

In medieval jousts, knights would dedicate their performance to a lady by tying her token around their arm. This visible declaration of affection has evolved to describe someone who openly shows their emotions.

 


Thursday, May 29, 2025

For Sale on FB Market

 



 

I have heard of some really good deals that people got from FB Market, but these here are almost beyond comprehension. What.The.Fudge. Click on the pic to read.

 


 

Seriously…ice cream scoop?? Get that for your wife and see how she reacts! She’ll probably tell you that the freezer IS where the doctor keeps these things…

 


 

Now, this one is actually kinda cool. It would be a bear to keep clean, but it is sure to catch the attention of your guests.

 


 

This is EXACTLY what you might see out on Lake Oroville. You could tow the ice chest filled with brewskis right behind…

 


 

The explanation is a bit disturbing, but this WOULD make an awesome bed in a kids room. I bet other parents wouldn’t let their kid go to a slumber party there…

 


 

All I can say is WHY???

 


 

I’d be interested in watching someone use these. Got my doubts that it would go well…

 

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Random Thought:

If you curse when calling Wells Fargo it will put you in contact with a human.

 


Thursday, May 22, 2025

Look Out, Nashville!!



 

I’ve mentioned more than once one of my favorite site where you can fill in the blanks and make a poem or song lyrics. https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/  Great resource. I’ve done a lot of poems and shared some of them. This is the first time I tried doing song lyrics. I tried to be as random as possible when filling in the blanks, and had to tinker a bit to add or subtract stuff. And by the way, that picture at the top is the cover of my new album that showcases this song…You may not have heard of the Slop Jockeys before, but I predict they will stun the world with their music…

 

An Angry Kinda Dreamer by the Slop Jockeys

 

I get on with life as a dreamer, although I'm an angry kinda person.
I like drinking and eating. I like to contemplate vodka.
But when I start to daydream,

My mind turns straight to shrimp.

(Five six seven eight...)

Sometimes I look in the mirror and I look into my eyes.
I notice the way I think about shrimp with a smile I just can't disguise.
But then I think it's vodka making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Vodka or...
Shrimp?

 

Do I love shrimp more than vodka?
Do I love shrimp more than vodka?


I like to use words like 'goober' and 'bushwa.'
I like to use words about vodka.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to shrimp.

(Five six seven eight...)

I like to hang out with hobos and strangers.

I like to kick back with cops.
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to shrimp.

 

Do I love shrimp more than vodka?
Do I love shrimp more than vodka?

 

(Five six seven eight...)

Do I love shrimp more than vodka?
Do I love shrimp more than vodka?


(Five six seven eight...)

 

Fade out…

 

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If ANY of you can set this thing to actual music, I’m willing to go halvsies on royalties…